Don't

BACK IN THE '90'S I WAS AT A THAI RESTAURANT WHERE AN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR WAS PERFORMING. HE ASKED IF ANYONE HAD A REQUEST. I PLEADED FOR MY ALL TIME FAVE SONG 'DON'T'! THE TABLE I WAS WITH MOUTHS DROPPED WHEN I REQUESTED IT.

THE IMPERSONATOR TOLD ME "SIT BACK DOWN AND GET YOU'RE PRESLEY FACTS STRAIGHT! HE NEVER RECORDED A SONG WITH THAT TITLE! YOU'RE JUST BEING RUDE!"

OK MR. SMARTY PANTS! IF YOU'RE GONNA IMPERSONATE SOMEONE ~ AND YOU DON'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO BLOODY RUDE!!

HERE'S THE SONG THAT ELVIS NEVER RECORDED!